The Kingdom of Ipswich Town FC is a very large, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 101 million Ipswich Town FCians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ipswich Town FCian economy, worth 4.62 trillion Bluecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,778 Bluecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, euthanasia is illegal, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ipswich Town FC's national animal is the Bluey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ipswich Town FC is ranked 193,379^th in the world and 896^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.